Okay, Okay I'm sorry. I know that was a truly a terrible pun. I just couldn't help myself.
Take one man's vest, tie, shirt and pants,
Combine with floppy felt hat and granny glasses.
Add a plastic lobster and vintage tennis racket to create my all time favorite heroine.
And to all of you who will say that this doesn't count as a costume, as I dress like this all of the time, I say well la-di-da, la-di-da.